EtsyNaked penises aren't the only new trend in men's fashion! In fact, these colorful looks will make you say, "Full-frontal pee-hole cutouts are so yesterday."
The Lord von Schmitt page on Etsy recently began featuring bright and bold crochet shorts for guys made from recycled blankets. These crafty-chic shorts and pants are sure to have hipsters lining up online to purchase a pair of the trendy trousers.
"These funky crochet shorts are loads of fun!!!" reads the Etsy page. "Made from 100% recycled materials: a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in the 70s-80s, and finished with a drawstring waist. Great for the Playa, Northern Soul nights, Disco parties, or just wearing every day! These one-of-a-kind pants can easily be worn by a man or a woman, great for Burning Man, after the slopes, or for morning yoga in the winter."
So eco-friendly, no?
For those of you cutting-edge fashionistas who already want a pair, "Please include waist size, general style (long or short shorts) and any ideas you have about color or pattern. Otherwise I will send a general medium size shorts in whatever color/pattern I have available."
The custom crochet shorts ring in at $45 while the long pants range from $79 to $119.
Yesterday, we were excited to report that naked penises are a big trend at Paris Fashion Week. The Rick Owens show featured multiple looks that showcased the male models' junk.
Check out all of the colorful crochet looks for yourself!