Jennifer Lopez has been around a long time so she has experienced her fair share of gossip, rumors and sensational headlines, but there was one in particular that she will never forget.
According to an article her makeup artist brought to her a long time ago, J.Lo was born a small Guatemalan man! She wasn't the Jenny from the Block we've all come to know and love, but rather a man who transformed into "J.Lo."
"It was crazy, and it was bizarre!" she told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live Thursday.
The article went into "detailed description" of all the surgeries that she supposedly had to transition, including "something to make myself taller."
Obviously, none of it was true, but she was shocked that such a ridiculous story could exist! She is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, so suffice it to say it probably shocks us more than it does her. Even more surprising, however, is how the brunette bombshell described some of her exes to Andy.
As a self-described not superficial woman, the Boy Next Door actress dished that she prefers men who can make her laugh and are tender over men who are hot. Her confessions, however, meant that she dissed many of her exes!
"I'm not like a looks person," she said, adding, "I don't know if you've noticed over the years!"
Oooh burn.
"I go more for essence, for strength, for like the manliness and the laughter," she said of her ideal man. "I don't feel like good looking is necessarily sexy."
Although she knew that some people might not have agreed with the attractiveness of some of her exes, she and one mystery ex got it on in one seriously hot place...a balcony! She remained mum on whom it was with and what city (Andy really got specific LOL).
But when the inevitable everybody-saw-Ben Affleck's-penis-in-Gone Girl moment came up in their conversation, J.Lo could be only so honest...
"Nothing I haven't seen before," she joked.
TRUTH!
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