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R. Kelly

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For those who feared that R. Kelly's monotone talk-song sensation, "Trapped in the Closet," might never end, your fears have proven warranted. That's right, 12 chapters were not enough! And Entertainment Weekly online is offering a sneak preview of chapter 13-22 (!!!), due out on DVD Aug. 21. The R&B nutter offers a recap, or should we say recrap? Yes, we should. Because as R. recounts the story of his closet full of armed robbers, gay dudes, cheatin' hussies and whatnot, he interjects this repeated summation/exclamation: "Oh s--t!"

Exactly!