Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Gabrielle's Angel FoundationThere were three types of reactions that the world had when news broke that Blake Lively had given birth to Ryan Reynolds' child. You either didn't really care (how dare you?!), or you were going on and on about how they were officially a DILF and a MILF.
Or, you were all about that baby, 'bout that baby…no dribble. (How did everyone like our baby play on "All About that Bass?" You are so damn welcome. Yeah, it was lame, but give us a break...we're still in holiday break mode).
Anyway, people are officially obsessed with this newborn child that will surely be a beautiful specimen. Just look at the genes he/she got! We're already jealous of this baby, and not just because it doesn't have to do anything but sleep and it's already richer than us. Mostly, we have to accept the fact that this small being not even a month old is probably already better-looking than us.
And we're not alone, because good ol' Twitter is where people can find kindred souls in regards to the obsession over the Lively-Reynolds spawn:
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is going to be the most beautiful child in the world??
? Ashley Ruiz (@Ashl3yRuiz) January 6, 2015blake lively and ryan reynolds literally just had their baby and I bet it's already prettier than me
? ????? (@kellygandt) January 6, 2015It probably hurts to look @ Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively's baby! #beautiful ??
? Libby Castillo (@LibbyCastillo) January 6, 2015Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds has their baby, that's got to be one of the most beautiful human beings ever created ????
? Meg ?? (@meg_piat3k) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are the ultimate good-looking couple and their baby does NOT stand a chance of being ugly.
? taylor (@TaylorAutumn32) January 6, 2015How fit is Blake Lively's and Ryan Reynolds' baby gonna be
? Natasha Morrell (@natashamorrell) January 6, 2015Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds had their baby. I just want to know the name of America's genetic dream child already
? A (@lexaanicole10) January 6, 2015if ryan reynolds and blake lively's baby is ugly I am literally not having children
? Alexandra Collins (@allieeecollins) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is going to be the cutest thing ever
? Helena Eades (@helenaeades) January 6, 2015Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is fresh out of the womb and I can tell it's already better looking than me
? Rebecca (@Rebecca_Kelly98) January 6, 2015Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is gonna be so hot
? ?? (@mhxxrx) January 6, 2015just think about how pretty Blake lively and Ryan reynolds baby is
? caroline humphrey (@cbhumphrey) January 6, 2015I bet Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is gorgeous
? Megan Yates (@MeganEYates) January 6, 2015Blake and Ryan's baby is going to be so damn cute ?? #BlakeLively #RyanReynolds
? Emily (@Emilyyyyy2105) January 6, 2015So can a magazine pls pay Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds billions of dollars so we can see that perfect baby ??????????????
? Carls (@carlsbarkley01) January 6, 2015blake lively and ryan reynolds' baby is clearly gonna be perfectly beautiful ??
? Jennnnn? (@jenxgrace) January 6, 2015I can only imagine that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby is already the most beautiful human being to ever exist
? Orla ?? (@orla_connell) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby will be so cute!!????
? holl? (@hollsssss_) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are hands down about to have the best looking baby around haha
? Ryan Singley (@RyanSingley) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had their baby aka probably the most beautiful human being on the planet
? tania costa (@rollerCOSTAr) January 6, 2015ryan Reynolds & blake lively have had their baby awww???? probably the cutest thing ever
? beth (@_bethyoung_) January 6, 2015I will lose faith in humanity if Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby grows up to be unattractive
? Shelby Cobb (@king_COBBra) January 6, 2015I bet Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's baby is already prettier than me??????
? Ells Y@ (@EllieWyattt) January 6, 2015Fuck your school being cancelled news Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have a new born show me that baby with the worlds best genes
? Fox McCloud (@Sir_Psycho74) January 6, 2015What are the odds that the baby of Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds is the most beautiful baby to grace this earth. #BlakeLively #NewBaby
? Sophie Khan (@SophieKhan) January 6, 2015Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds had their baby which means there is now a newborn prettier than most girls.
? Kelcee (@KelceeBergman) January 6, 2015Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively had their baby.. It's going to be the most beautiful baby ever!
? Naomi Stewart? (@naomiestewart) January 6, 2015blake lively and ryan reynolds' baby is probably the most gorgeous baby ever
? kins (@KinsleyT_) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds welcome their baby; I bet it is a perfect cute little baby <3 I WANT PHOTOS ASAP<3 <3 #blakeandryan
? ? (@xPerfectxZayn) January 6, 2015The fact that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are perfect ... And their baby is gonna be perfect ??????????
? Gabby Cole ?? (@whipwhipped) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had their baby... man that child is gonna be too cute. Like actually toooo cute. ??
? Bex. ? (@BeccaLeeLee) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are such a good looking couple their baby is going to be Jesus reincarnated
? Chanel (@gingechanel) January 6, 2015CONGRATS BLAKE LIVELY & RYAN REYNOLDS ON YOUR BABY OMG DREAM CHILD????????????
? #SupportAndrew ???? (@luvmesumfood) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby will be beautiful and unstoppable
? Anna (@anna3simpson) January 6, 2015Blake Lively has given birth to her 1st child with Ryan Reynolds! Can't wait to see how perfect their baby is ??
? Heine R (@heinedeaaane) January 6, 2015Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby will literally be the most beautiful child
? Sammy Hildred (@sammyhildred) January 6, 2015And on the eighth day, God said "let Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have a baby and that baby shall rule the world" and so it was done #amen
? Rachel Mongillo (@R_Mongillo) January 6, 2015So if you want to sum up Twitter's emotions about Blake and Ryan's baby, look no further than this bold statement:
I'm more excited about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby than I was about the royal baby ????
? Amy Caldow (@AmyCaldow16) January 6, 2015Wait! We found an even bolder statement:
Blake lively and ryan Reynolds baby is up there with blue ivy in my eyes! #perfection
? Aimee Bowen (@AimeeJane90) January 6, 2015And now The Beygency is coming after this person. Sorry, that's our fault.
Or you can believe in this alternative theory, which might happen in a cruel twist of fate:
Plot twist: Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds baby actually turns out to be really ugly and all of America is crushed.
? Biggie Smalls (@sarah_small) January 6, 2015But none of this really matters. All that matters is that Blake and Ryan's baby is happy and healthy. Congrats you two gorgeous humans on your new tiny human!