13 Reasons 2015 Already Kind of Sucks

It's the first Monday of the year, which means we had to stop our Friends marathon on Netflix to go to work

By Jenna Mullins Jan 05, 2015 6:13 PMTags

The struggle is so real. Well, for some people. Other people should reevaluate if their struggle is actually a struggle:

1. Your NFL team was eliminated from the playoffs

Better luck next season, guys. At least you didn't jump the gun with a Super Bowl champs tattoo like this Lions fan.

2. It's the first Monday of 2015

Spoiler alert: this Monday is like all the other Mondays. 

3. Something or someone stood between you and your caffeine

Bring coffee or bring on death.

4. You had to interrupt your Friends Netflix marathon

So, wait. We can't give up all our responsibilities in order to watch every episode of a series we've already memorized by heart?

5. Your fruit had the audacity to have seeds

What the hell, clementine?! 

6. School started again

Sure, we're learning, but…at what cost?!

7. You haven't played Nintendo all year

Your priorities are certainly skewed.

8. People are sticking to their New Year's resolutions

If overcrowded gyms and newbies in spin class is your idea of a nightmare, then this year is already just the worst 

9. It's so cold you want to set yourself on fire

Welcome back, Polar Vortex. Nobody—not one single person, missed you.

10. Back to the Future lied to all of us

We're landing on comets but we don't have hoverboards available to the masses yet?

11. You're sick

After lots of holiday travel, partying during New Years and surrounding yourself with plenty of children over Christmas, you are now near death.

12. You got talked into exercise

That's actually awful.

13. And finally, the worst reason of all: you forgot your headphones

Might as well just go back home and sleep until 2016.

Remember everyone: 2015 has only been around for five days. Let's give it a chance before giving if the official "SUCKS" stamp.