John Shearer/Invision for PUMA/AP ImagesHey, we get it. When John Krasinski proposed to Emily Blunt, we thought the world had officially ended because the hot, charming, funny, sweet guy was supposed to end up with us! LIFE. IS. NOT. FAIR! Plus, Emily is officially the coolest chick ever so we can't even be mad at his choice of spouse! UGH.
Anyway, what we're trying to say is that we understand why these 28 people are so pissed off that Sofía Vergara "stole" Magic Mike and True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello right out from under them. And by "right out from under them" we mean these people never once met Joe probably but they are still using Twitter to deal with their grief over losing dat ass forever:
@JoeManganiello is reportedly engaged. Life is over, as I know it (not that I had a chance anyway)...
? Daoism (@dao_ism) December 30, 2014When your find out that @JoeManganiello is engaged.... #shesnotevenitalian
? Dara Iuculano (@daraiuculano) December 30, 2014In other news my life is over cause Joe Manganiello is engaged. So all my dreams are out the door ??????
? Taylor (@StrokeFrisky) December 30, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged. Don't mind those screams you're hearing, it's just the sound of my dreams dying. #Foreveralone
? Ro Hensley (@Renegade_Ro) December 30, 2014Is it bad that I'm sad Joe Manganiello is engaged? ??
? DJ (@doris_jenna) December 30, 2014If Joe Manganiello is really engaged, I'm going to blast "I've Done Everything For You" by Rick Springfield nonstop.
? Waynnie Rashleigh (@waynnieG) December 30, 2014My dad just called and broke my heart by telling me that Joe Manganiello got engaged ??????
? Rachel Buoye (@rachelbuoye) December 30, 2014Joe Manganiello and that chick are engaged... ????
I AM NOT OK WITH THIS!!!!!!
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? Ms. Connie (@cdubyah76) December 29, 2014My mom and I are crying because @JoeManganiello is engaged??
? Zoe Flanciulis (@thezoeshow247) December 29, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged.. NOOOOOO. why are all my men getting married? ??
? Liza Dooey (@Lizadooey) December 29, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged my life is over
? Ali D (@AlisonLynnn) December 29, 2014Ughhh @JoeManganiello is engaged and officially off the market? Worst day ever #CryingOnTheInside
? Alyssa Danielle (@AlyssaMak) December 29, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged so my whole day/life is ruined.
? Alexandra (@alliepsto) December 29, 2014Joe Manganiello is officially engaged, excuse me while I throw myself off the Sandy bridge
? Daisy Ruth (@71dazejay66) December 29, 2014FML. #BREAKING Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are ENGAGED! http://t.co/0YLveJGhN1
? Zena T (@zenametal) December 29, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged?!?
? Katie McFarland (@KatieMcFarland) December 30, 2014Joe Manganiello is engaged and I'm in a deep depression.
? Carolyn Birch (@carolynbirch) December 30, 2014Alcide. ??
? Kemi Akapo (@kemi_akapo) December 30, 2014Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are engaged, bittersweet :( :) am allowed to dream k lol
? Chongo Mulenga (@sassyjolie18) December 29, 2014#JoeManganiello is engaged ????????
? ?anniegetchagun? (@lannielanker) December 30, 2014@francesca137 ...#JoeManganiello is engaged!! ????
? Sammy C (@SammyJ1903) December 30, 20145 people have texted me asking who "stole" my man.. If they knew me at all they would know it was about #JoeManganiello ??
? Paige Edmondson (@paige_edmondson) December 30, 2014Alcide, noooooooooooooo
? The Dija (@KadijaAyanna) December 30, 2014So Joe Manganiello & Sofia Vergara are officially engaged. Where's Ben & Jerry's when you need it.
? Waynnie Rashleigh (@waynnieG) December 30, 2014She took my white boyfriend! http://t.co/I2ph1Zii1i
? Dorothy A. Terry (@dgivensterry) December 30, 2014that's okay. I can still hold my Alcide Pop! figure
? Erika Robyn (@onewomanmusical) December 29, 2014@eonline Omg I'll never get Joe now :(( ? ivysmee (@xivysin) December 30, 2014
But our favorite complaint/rant/mourning tweet by far is this one:
I bet Sophia Vergara can't even make a pierogi n'at Alcide
? BlondeYinzer (@BlondeYinzer) December 30, 2014Well, Sofía? Explain yourself!
Congrats, Joe and Sofía! May you have lots of babies that will all be unfairly attractive.
Surprise! Bet you forgot about that horrifying Emma Watson turning into Sofia Vergara GIF, didn't you? Welcome back to the nightmares.