Breaking news! We intercepted a secret message of concern from Justin Timberlake to Britney Spears during a video-link message at the Brit (ahem!) Awards after he was named Best International Male Solo Artist: "Stop drinking!" said Justin. "You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy." Look, it ain't easy cracking code and writing snarky captions, but that's our duty, and we take it seriously.