We're beginning to see a vast corporate conspiracy to nudge the brothers out of hip hop. First, VH1 announces Ego Trip's (White) Rapper Show. Then Kevin Federline steals the Super Bowl spotlight with his Rollin' VIP rap. Now, TurboTax hires Vanilla Ice to promote a rap contest about taxes. May we offer a humble apology to all African-American rappers and suggest you come up with a new music form, since it seems The Man has ruined this one.