Kim Kardashian

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Coming soon to a Website near you: the sex tape of Kim Kardashian and Brandy's brother, Ray J, with an added bonus…the production is "crystal clear," according to its distributor, Vivid Entertainment. At this rate, the Academy's going to have to come up with a whole new awards category for amateur cinematic endeavors.