Blade is out. Claws are, too. But someone should tell Wesley Snipes that pulling a Cuba Gooding Jr. and waxing racial—about the Oscars, of all things—isn't the best way to go about nabbing a statuette. Neither is the suggestion of adding an Afro to whichever trophy is earmarked for Eddie Murphy. Is someone feeling left out? Don't worry, Wes, tax day is just around the corner. We're sure the IRS, if no one else, will be lavishing attention on you in no time at all.