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Jessica Biel

Larbi-Bebey-Mansour/X17online.com

To be a fly on the wall of Jessica Biel's brain right now: What if the dog attacked the paparazzi? I could claim it wasn't my fault. He tore off the leash. The camera flashes caused an epileptic seizure. It was self-defense. A good lawyer could get me off. Who did O.J. use? I gotta get me his name.