Oh, Hilary Duff. If you're really so allergic to the glare of the flashbulbs, maybe the paparazzi-infested Hyde isn't the best place to play disaffected woman of the people. After all, you wouldn't want another Russian émigré to mistake your aloofness for playing hard to get—one restraining order is enough for any girl.

At the very least, slow down. It's hard for big sis Haylie to mooch off your limelight when you're two steps ahead.