Kunis plays a woman who "has to go home to the moon" every night making it impossible to hold back moonlit tears. In comparison, Kutcher plays a single man who tries to save his new crush from an unknown future.
Did we mention the twist? Rihanna also stars in the movie and plays a mysterious water creature you have to see to believe.
Yes, we're just as confused as you are.
Some reports suggest the parody trailer will be in Annie when Quvenzhané Wallis' character attends a movie premiere.