Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne Johnson Ponder the Universe in an Intense Staredown—Watch Now!

"If we unda dat mistletoe, we gots to get our freak on," the actor says

By Francesca Bacardi Dec 12, 2014 3:41 PMTags

If anyone is going to dish out the secrets of the universe, it should be Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne Johnson.

The two mentally offer "unwritten laws" that everyone "must obey" while sitting on a snowy mountaintop, and knowing Fallon and The Rock, you know you're in for a treat! Not only are their "laws" mentally stimulating—yeah, right!—they're also definitely original. Kicking off the tete-a-tete was the former wrestler, giving some sage advice just in time for the holiday season.

"If we unda that mistletoe, we've gots to get our freak on," the Fast and Furious star thought out loud.

Clad in brown robes and long black wigs, Fallon and The Rock went back-and-forth with little nuggets of "truth."

"Shhh. Listen closely and you will hear the wind whisper my name, Jessica Collins," mused Fallon while looking around his snowy surroundings.

For about three minutes the comedic duo offered up different adages to their viewers (some you might want to consider and some you might just laugh at), but despite their hilarious words of wisdom, the two somehow maintained a sense of seriousness.

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"Rain rain, go away, I'll wet my pants another way," Johnson said.

But perhaps the best moment of all was when Johnson went all meta and called himself out for his well-known reputation.

"I am the pebble. I am the stone. I am the boulder. I am The Rock," he said.

Now that Fallon is a father for the second time, we have to wonder if he'll pass on his intense staredown-isms onto his newborn daughter, Frances Cole Fallon. If not him then maybe Franny's older sister, Winnie Rose!

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