I almost forgot. Jason Biggs is also in this movie called Over Her Dead Body, with Eva Longoria Parker and Paul Rudd. He plays the fey "friend" who's actually, you know, not so fey. "I was playing a guy who was straight—pretending to be a guy who was pretending to be gay," he tells this Reel Girl. Got that?
Jason, you see, he rocks. I can see why Jenny Mollen just got engaged to the guy. He's even funnier when you sit down with him; he's charging his cell phone and unable to get through a topic without mentioning masturbation. Bonus: He even makes Kate Hudson seem not so annoying! And did I mention how much he talks about masturbation?
Stroke Number One: Biggs appears again with Body costar Eva in the comedy Lower Learning, due out sometime this year. "There are flashbacks. Eva Longoria Parker in a cheerleading outfit, and yours truly wearing a prom tuxedo, pimples all over his face and is masturbating into a bathroom sink." Okay, I am there.
Stroke Number Two: We all fell in love with Jason when he made love to a baked apple treat in American Pie. And in Body, he hurts himself again, getting set on fire. "I've shown that I am willing to do anything for a laugh," he says. "I say yes, and then I realize what I'm actually doing.
"This happened with f--king the pie, actually. I was like, 'Yeah! Yeah!' And then right before, I was like, 'Am I really gonna f--k a pie?' And the same thing with this: 'Am I really gonna set myself on fire?' "
Kate Hudson Interlude: Jason is costarring with Goldie Hawn's offspring and the hit-challenged Dane Cook in My Best Friend's Girl. Here's how he describes the flick: "Dane is the 'My.' I am the best friend. Kate is the girl. Did you notice I have two of the four words in the title?" We can only hope that means you have more screen time than either of the two...combined.
Stroke Number Three: My Best Friend's Girl features a scene where Jason shaves off his eyebrows. "I'm masturbating onto the eyebrow hairs," he tells me. "There's a nice shot of the hairs and..."
He's kidding—about the masturbation part. The shaving is for real, sort of.
"They asked, 'Would you shave you eyebrows off?' I said, 'F--k yeah. I'll shave my eyebrows off.' " But then he learned that eyebrows don't always grow back. "I though, 'F--k that. This is a big-time Hollywood production. You guys are gonna have to figure out how to do prosthetics.' "
Whew! Bring this man a pie!