The phrase bumpwatch makes me feel nauseated. After all, you would never walk up to some stranger and ask if she's expecting, but it's okay to obsess over the possible spermination of A-list chicks? Gross.
But maybe that's why it's also so much fun. And nobody has a better time with it than Over Her Dead Body star Eva Longoria. We've all heard the rumors. So, at the press junket this week, everyone was buzzing. Is she? Isn't she? Can we ask?
Eva waltzed into the room in one of those dresses that begs the press to jump on the preggers bandwagon. It was loose, but not too loose. She had a teensy, pale pink blanket wrapped around her shoulders.
"I'm freezing, so we went down to the gift shop, [but] they didn't have any wraps. So, I got this instead." Ha. You're a fashionista, and you seriously show up in Santa Monica on a cold morning without so much as a little cardigan? I couldn't help but squawk like some Enquirer reporter, "So, it's a girl!"
"Yeah...no. No pregnancy. Not yet."
But then she said that she keeps having to go to the bathroom.
She moved right on, though, and started telling us about Tony Parker's obsession with Alien vs. Predator. For Christmas, she got him life-size statues (i.e., action figures) of the Alien and, of course, the Predator. The girl has chutzpah. More about Dead Body soon, I promise. Because yes, it's as bizarre as you think to see Captain Deadpan Paul Rudd and Princess Live Wire Eva share the screen.