Prashant Gupta/FXWe are so not ready to say goodbye to Sons of Anarchy. We're not even ready to find out whether Jax (Charlie Hunnam) will make it out of the series finale alive or if he's going to meet Mr. Mayhem!
But ready or not, the FX biker drama takes its final ride tonight in what is sure to be an tense, violent, shocking and all-around brilliant super-sized episode.
So to help all you uberfans get through the series finale, we've come up with a drinking game that's as dangerous as Jax is when he's looking for revenge! (And we all know how that always ends...bloody.)
Follow our rules as closely as SAMCRO follows its bylaws and we guarantee* you'll be drunk by the first commercial break!
(*And we promise, you're going to need all the liquid courage you can get to make it through the finale.)
Please make sure to drink responsibly, and don't operate any motorcycles or other vehicles while under the influence. It's all in good fun, people!
Take a sip of your beer when...
- A SAMCRO member calls someone else "brother"
- Jax is called "Jackie Boy"
- Someone shoots a gun
- Someone kills a non-important character
- Someone takes off/puts on their SAMCRO cut
- There's a sex scene
- Someone gets arrested
- Abel creeps you out
- Any time you see blood
- Anyone says the word "family"
Waterfall for as long as...
- The opening credits scene is rolling
- Someone cries
- People hug
- Someone is riding a motorcycle
Take a shot of whiskey when...
- Someone major dies
- Jax finally reveals his "master plan"
- The club changes a bylaw
- You see Jax's butt
Finish your drink...
- If Jax dies
- When the finale credits start rolling
Good luck to your livers!
The Sons of Anarchy series finale airs tonight at 10 pm on FX.