Manuel Munoz, PacificCoastNewsThat's not an alien, y'all—it's Miley Cyrus!
The 22-year-old singer and her new man Patrick Schwarzenegger went to V magazine, Tommy Hilfiger and art dealer Jeffrey Deitch's Art Basel Miami Beach Opening Night Party at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, Fla., Wednesday night. Miley performed at the event topless, with her boobs covered by disco ball nipple pasties. She even rocked a matching tinsel wig, sheer silver tights and a tiny thong worn on the outside of her hosiery.
The former Disney star joked to the audience, "You thought this [Art Basel] was a respected place where you could escape me!"
But they had no such luck. The reason for her invasion? "This year has constantly challenged me," she explained, "and that's why I started doing art."
Miley even lit up onstage, telling the crowd, "Usually I don't smoke weed and drink—well that's a lie...usually I don't smoke weed and drink on show days, but I felt like it was fine in Miami."
As for Patrick? He and his pals were in one of three VIP cabanas at the show. "He was rocking out and having a great time," a source told E! News. "You can tell how much he's into he [Miley]. He could not take his eyes off her. He was just letting his hair down and having a good time."
Later in the evening, Miley and Patrick, 21, made their way out of the hotel to another party. Miley covered up (slightly) by throwing on a black bra and pair of denim shorts. Patrick, who was fully clothed, looked slightly concerned by his ladylove's outfit of choice, but he remained ever the gentleman, wrapping a protective arm around her as they made their way through a crowd.
And from there, the evening only got better! Miley Instagrammed a a tongue-out, bathroom mirror selfie (because of course) showing off her new black mesh top. Know where she got it?! She revealed in the sassy snap's caption, which read: "You know the nights been a good one when you stole a shirt from a stripper."
Attagirl, Miley, although there's a stripper somewhere in Miami who probably wants her shirt back.
—Additional reporting by Beth Sobol