8:07 p.m.: Just got dressed for the after-party show. It's gonna be off the chain! I snuck my homies Bud Ice and Mongo into the Bailey's lounge, just to make sure it pops off, ya know? Should be a good time. Hopefully Kim Kardashian shows up and remembers me, even though we've met eight times.
Updates here later.
7:32 p.m.: Pan's not winning Best Foreign is a joke. Who gives a s--t, now.
6:52 p.m.: After taking a beating for a while with my predictions, finally, got one back! The Departed was well deserving for Adapted Screenplay. The original Hong Kong film, Infernal Affairs, is a classic, and the remake's gonna stand the test of time.
6:24 p.m.: Oh snap! The first big shock of the night, in Best Supporting Actor. Alan Arkin is well deserving, so, for all you Daily 10 fans out there, just remember who said Alan should win this. Yeah, you guessed it.