Thousands, possibly millions of One Direction fans (aka "One Directioners"), were reported "dead" today. Cause of this "death?" The band released their fourth studio album, Four, and the fans cannot even. They tried to even, but apparently they were not successful.
One Direction fans have been waiting for this day since
like, forever the boys announced the album in September, and now that it's finally here, most of those same fans are "no longer breathing" or "no longer alive" because of the sheer boyband force that swept the world once Four could be purchased. Early symptoms include "losing their chill" and forgetting "what is life." If you are feeling either of those symptoms, please prepare for your "death."
Dudes i'm dying. THE CAUSE OF IT FOUR BY ONE DIRECTION!!! ???????? #FOUROutNow AGSVDQHHSXKDJAPæihdbdg? hot ass helen (@heluwondy) November 17, 2014
#FOUROutNow and I am dead? Meg (@highformrstyles) November 17, 2014
FOUR IS SO FLIPPING GOOD IM DEAD @onedirection? 5SOS&1D PLEASE (@5sosisamazingg) November 17, 2014
Listening to FOUR and dying on the inside #FOUROutNow ????? Katie ? Zabet (@katiezabet) November 17, 2014
#FOUROutNow I'm dying from feels rn? Moaning Michael (@Jodaayyy) November 17, 2014
OMFG !! FOOLS GOLD IS THE NEw BAE!!! I'm dying #FOUROutNow? Adriana (@lukacss) November 17, 2014
THE WHISTLE OF MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM DYING #FOUROutNow? Fangirl¿? (@Aucoin_24) November 17, 2014
WTF #FOUROutNow OMG! DYING!!? TYLERR THANK YOU! (@MicahRandle_101) November 17, 2014
I'm dead literally so good I'm crying ???????????? #FOUROutNow? Alejandra (@Alejand38081774) November 17, 2014
Four is out now, but we are warning you…the album comes with a side of "dying tbh."
(But seriously, we cannot get "Steal My Girl" out of our heads.)