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One Direction, Where We Are

Arts Alliance

Thousands, possibly millions of One Direction fans (aka "One Directioners"), were reported "dead" today. Cause of this "death?" The band released their fourth studio album, Four, and the fans cannot even. They tried to even, but apparently they were not successful.

One Direction fans have been waiting for this day since like, forever the boys announced the album in September, and now that it's finally here, most of those same fans are "no longer breathing" or "no longer alive" because of the sheer boyband force that swept the world once Four could be purchased. Early symptoms include "losing their chill" and forgetting "what is life." If you are feeling either of those symptoms, please prepare for your "death."

May these 28 1D fans rest in peace. They join Taylor Swift fans, who all already "died" from the release of 1989 and anyone who "died" from cuteness after watching this baby otter learning to swim.

Four is out now, but we are warning you…the album comes with a side of "dying tbh."

(But seriously, we cannot get "Steal My Girl" out of our heads.)