Oh, let me guess, you don't believe us? You don't believe us when we say "Monster Energy is the Anti Christ and is going to usher in the apocalypse." Well it's true, and this video will prove it.

Our favorite pull quote is, "so you go into Hebrew…"

We have to applaud her for how well rehearsed this is. Most conspiracy theorists don't take the time to practice in front of a mirror.

Something to think about.

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