That great disturbance in the force you felt this morning? That was just the reminder that today was May the Fourth, aka Star Wars day! It's a gloriously nerdy time to celebrate all things Jedi, Empire, etc. etc. Pew! Pew!
Instead of talking about our favorite moments from the trilogy* or going on and on and on about how excited we are for Episode VII, we thought we'd have some fun with the title J.J. Abrams and company chose for the next installment, because when it was first announced it did receive some gentle criticism from fans for being confusing, awkward, or too long. But then the trailer came out and everybody forgot about the title and focused on the nerdgasm potential.
*We do not recognize the prequels. We just can't.
So cue up some John Williams up there and check out our alternate titles for Star Wars: The Force Awakens should Disney change its mind. You never know, it could happen!
You're welcome!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (And It's Really Cranky From Its Nap)
Star Wars: Millennial Falcon
Star Wars: We Also Think Han Shot First
Star Wars: The Leaking of Spoilers
Star Wars: Age of Ultron 2
Star Wars: We Promise Jar-Jar Isn't in This One
Star Wars: We're Making This Movie So We Can Upgrade Disneyland
Star Wars: Disney Does Space
Star Wars: Harrison Ford Almost Didn't Survive Filming
Star Wars: ft. Pitbull
Star Wars: Sorry About Those Prequels
Star Wars: Return of the Merchandising
Star Wars: This Time With Lens Flares
Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Brushes Its Teeth and Starts Its Morning Yoga
Star Wars: We Promise Not to Ruin Your Childhood This Time
Star Wars: We Still Didn't Block the Thermal Exhaust Port, but It Probably Won't Matter, Right?
Star Wars: The One George Lucas Didn't Screw Up
Star Wars: No Matter the Age, Han Solo Can GET IT!
Star Wars: May the Schwartz Be With You
Star Wars: The Original Guardians of the Galaxy (Minus a Shirtless Chris Pratt)
Star Wars: Age of Lupita
Star Wars: This Time With Less Brother-Sister Kissing Action
Star Wars: Who Cares, You'll Still Watch
Your turn! What else could Disney call this Star Wars movie? Besides Star Wars: Instant Money Because Our Execs Need a New Island?
All jokes asides (which is a rare thing for us), we are super-excited for Star Wars: The Force Awakens and we trust J.J. will treat fans right.