Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage.com Just a few days ago, it was announced that Jordana Brewster will star in the television adaptation of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She plays Jane, the sexy assassin originated by Angelina Jolie.
If you can't wait to see Brewster steam up the small screen with some brutal fist-to-fist and gun-to-gun action, you must check her out as Marianna in Girltrash, a new Web-only series at lesbian Website OurChart.com, which I sneaked a peek of when it premiered last month during the Sundance Film Festival.
In a clip introducing the deadly drug kingpin Marianna, Brewster bashes in a car's front window with a baseball bat. Brewster's colorful, adult-themed rant includes, "You don't know who the f--k you're dealing with, you motherf--king c--ksucking p--sy."
Yikes.
"Set in the criminal underworld of Los Angeles with a dark but over-the-top Miami Vice vibe, Girltrash follows the story of five ass-kicking girls, getting by any way they can, even if it means double-crossing your best friend or former lover," reads a description on OurChart.com.
Also in the series is comedian Margaret Cho, but she probably won't be making us laugh. She plays Ming-Lao, a drug lord known as the Widowmaker.
The director is Angela Robinson. Yes, she's the same person who directed Lindsay Lohan in the family-friendly flick Herbie Fully Loaded.
See Jordana & Co. at OurChart.com.