10 Sexy Halloween Costumes for People Who Are Extremely Lazy

Listen to our helpful tips and soon you can be a slutty dust bunny instead of a boring old slutty bunny!

By Jenna Mullins Oct 17, 2014 4:52 PMTags

For the ladies who want to look hot at a Halloween party, the struggle is real. How do you do that without looking generic and/or like every other girl there who is a "sexy cop?" There are always at least two sexy cops at any given party, you know.

And you probably don't want to spend a lot of money because you'll be wearing this costume exactly once, unless you have an imaginative sex life with your significant other, in which case, niiice.

But if you don't want to drop tons of cash and/or you don't want to be dressed like anyone else at the party but you still want to look sexy, we've got some ideas for you:

1. Sexy Dust Bunny

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The Sexy Bunny costume is tired. All you have to do is add a piece of carpet and boom! You aren't just a Sexy Bunny...you're a Sexy Dust Bunny!

2. Sexy Nerd

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Yeah, we just told everyone to stop doing this costume, but no one listens to us anyway and at least you don't have to spend lots of money on to become a Sexy Nerd. Have you ever stolen a pair of 3-D glasses from the movie theater? Do you still own a white button up shirt from when you used to work as a waitress at Olive Garden? Do you have the ability to put your hair in pigtails? If you answered yes to these questions, then you have a costume, dear friend.

3. Sexy Chef

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We insist you do not carry around a banana or other sexual-explicit food item because that would take this costume too far into the realm of slutty. 

 

4. Sexy Lamp

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Look, if you're going to a Halloween party then the chances are high you'll be putting a lamp shade on your head when you get wasted anyway. Might as well just show up at the party wearing one. And hey, if someone is at that party dressed as Anchorman's Brick Tamblyn, he'll undoubtedly come up to you and say "I love lamp," and you guys would have the cutest meet-cute story ever

5. Sexy Club Bathroom Attendant

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This is a weird, random costume, but at least it's original. Plus, if you carry a tip jar and hand out mints and gum, you'll actually leave the party with a profit! 

6. Sexy Dental Assistant 

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Sexy doctor? Boring. Sexy dentist? Still boring. Sexy dental assistant? Innovative! And you don't have to purchase elaborate props because dental assistants, you know, just assist the dentists. Maybe find a sexy dentist at the party and just hand him/her stuff all night?

7. Sexy Plumber

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If you do use this costume idea, please keep in mind that you will be getting so many plumber-sex jokes. Snaking pipes, plunging, that kind of stuff. Sorry in advance.

8. Sexy Detective

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If you have a trench coat, you have a detective costume. And you can walk around the party solving crimes. Like why is that cute dude over there not talking to you right now? Go investigate that, stat. Detectives say stat, right? No? Well, they definitely should start.

9. Sexy Accountant

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Yeah, math is terrible and it's the last thing you want to reference when you're trying to party. But at least writing "BOOBS" on your calculator and showing it to people is a good ice-breaker. At least, we think it is. Which means it's probably not.

10. Sexy Water Bottle

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This is probably the laziest costume ever, but whatever. If you are wearing plastic wrap, who really cares what else is happening?

(Original art by Amanda Oleander for E! Online)