Getty ImagesWho needs therapy/friends/actual human beings when you have Twitter? All you need is a hashtag and you can reveal your deepest, darkest secrets and hidden desires.
Much to other people's enjoyment, of course.
On Wednesday night, Comedy Central's @Midnight started up their usual hashtag war with this gem: #MyLoveLifein3Words. The topic has been trending high ever since, as Twitter users are using it to either pledge their devotion to food, Netflix or One Direction.
Of course, there are those whose love life confessions are just plain sad. And that makes us sad. But then we see someone talking about loving pizza and we feel better. Because those are our people.
Like we said, the responses can basically be divided up into these categories:
Ode to food (who would never hurt us):
where's my food? #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? purrplee .?? (@VioletaArevalo) October 16, 2014Ben. And. Jerrys. #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? ?????? ???? (@OH_LIV_EE_AH) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words large cheese pizza
? Allie (@aconnnn33) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words who wants Nutella?
? [Insert Name Here] (@HarshaNath23) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words Is that bacon?
? Scott (@ScottNewey11) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words You mean food?
? Dijana (@1Dijanaa) October 16, 2014pizza, music, & wifi #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? ???? ?? (@ew_nahjali) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words eating more pizza
? IndexFiles (@IndexFilesRBLX) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words - Endless large pizzas
? The Underdog (@AmbersDeadDisco) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Buffalo Chicken Wings
? Leeanne Hadsel (@_Leeanimal) October 16, 2014emotionally eating alone #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? ally anderson (@hellooally) October 16, 2014You mean pizza?
#MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Andrew (@TheArtOfDrew) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words large pineapple pizza
? kt (@pascati) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words fries. chocolates. foooooood.
? Chabbbbby (@ChabbyTots) October 16, 2014The wah-wahhhs:
Crying To Sleep
#MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Dhanaraj (@Dhanarajtweet) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Does not exist
? acee (@sica_forehead) October 16, 2014Rest In Peace. #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? b.r.y. established. (@PRXS_den) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words nobody likes me
? dweeb (@okayts) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words Searching.. Searching... Searching..
? Sophie? (@MissSophieexx) October 16, 2014Dishonest, disloyal, #longdistance #mylovelifein3words
? Devontre' Harrison (@Tooty_Man) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words Never gonna happen ??
? Alia Ghazali (@aliaariel) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words worse than yours
? ? GOOD GIRL ? (@foggysunshine) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words im forever alone
? MikaChu (@cowshire) October 16, 2014Funny (because it's probably true):
*Awkward eye contact* #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Charlotte :) (@acciophandom) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words american horror story
? Niqie G (@niqieag) October 16, 2014Is it in? #MyLoveLifeIn3Words @midnight
? Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Netflix, Prime, Youtube.
? Gemma Smith (@HellsBells1994) October 16, 2014Awkward side hugs #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? N(sc)a(ry)talia (@danisawildfire) October 16, 2014Guacamole is extra @midnight #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Stefania Rudd (@StefaniaRudd) October 16, 2014tired right hand #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Popular Tom (@tommycm) October 16, 2014you a cop? @midnight #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? Kevin (@kpluby) October 16, 2014And One Direction fans, because it wouldn't be a Twitter happening without them:
#MyLoveLifeIn3Words
Niall Perfect Horan pic.twitter.com/bLd59f9EE2
? ?We Are 1D Family? (@LoveHoranek) October 16, 2014LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON ?? #MyLoveLifeIn3Words pic.twitter.com/TR0Lpw8fXy
? school=hell (@dreamerfor1D) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Harry Edward Styles
? SAPPHIRA xx (@Sapphira_xx) October 16, 2014Only One direction #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
? f u (@TRIPPYL0UIS) October 16, 2014harry perfection styles
#MyLoveLifeIn3Words pic.twitter.com/UNyM0IWCvb
? get well ash :( (@nitaxpp) October 16, 2014this boy here
#mylovelifein3words pic.twitter.com/vD4ee8asrs
? PLEASE LIAM (@ziamsexlashton) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words
THESE FIVE BOYS pic.twitter.com/MjmH7Gs3j6
? ???? ? (@Champayneholics) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Liam James Payne @Real_Liam_Payne
? 1D? (@KINGSERLYY) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words "One Direction, Infection"
#EMABiggestFans1D pic.twitter.com/ubukFlGd2N
? one direction? (@ZaynUnFalopero) October 16, 2014#MyLoveLifeIn3Words Blame Harry Styles pic.twitter.com/qs8axrfG3R
? ?Annie||Plz Harry?? (@AlIurringStyles) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words love my cat
? Johanna Drzyzga (@plaidjohanna) October 16, 2014#mylovelifein3words I am Groot
? JOE-nas Potter (@saylee_padwal) October 16, 2014Good work today, Twitter. And hopefully those who are tweeting sad things will find what they are looking for soon. And by that we mean we hope you find food soon, because food is forever.