John Mayer, we always liked you. You play your own instruments and write your own music, which is a rarity in the music biz these days. You don't seem to take yourself too seriously and you even joke around with the paps instead of whining about them. We even like your little blog that you randomly update with your insights—and you're pretty easy on the eyes, too.
But now, bloated blogger Perez Hilton is claiming you swapped spit with him at a 2006 New Years' Eve party at Stereo while Jessica Simpson, your girlfriend at the time, looked on...
As if this isn't gross enough, Perez is claiming you initiated the lip-lock. "He kissed me, and I kissed him back," Perez told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM morning show today. "It was on the mouth with tongue."
But there's hope: John's peeps have called the rumor "so ridiculous," while Perez tells E! News he has no photographic evidence of the alleged tongue wrestling.
John, we really want to believe that if, indeed, you were inclined to kiss dudes, you wouldn't pucker up to Perez Hilton of all people. Can you please set the record straight on your blog once and for all? We're eagerly awaiting your witty comments on the whole sordid sitch.