John Mayer's Man-on-Man Makeout?

As if this isn't gross enough, Perez is claiming you initiated the lip-lock. "He kissed me, and I kissed him back," Perez told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM morning show today. "It was on the mouth with tongue."

But there's hope: John's peeps have called the rumor "so ridiculous," while Perez tells E! News he has no photographic evidence of the alleged tongue wrestling.

John, we really want to believe that if, indeed, you were inclined to kiss dudes, you wouldn't pucker up to Perez Hilton of all people. Can you please set the record straight on your blog once and for all? We're eagerly awaiting your witty comments on the whole sordid sitch.