Remember that time you were a grown man and your mother gave you a super scary clown as a gift?
Neither do we, but that's because we've never been a character on American Horror Story. We also have mothers who love us and know that clowns are basically the worst, but that is beside the point.
In advance of tonight's premiere, we've got a little sneak peek of all of the characters and the season to come, including Emma Roberts' (possibly treacherous?) debut and a glimpse of Angela Bassett in all her tassled glory. Plus, there's that clown, if you're into that.
Now, go watch the premiere at 10 p.m. on FX, and then check back with us for all the scoop you're just dying to hear!