Blake Shelton Tells Tabloid to "Eat a Dick" After They Claim He and Miranda Lambert Are Leading Separate Lives

Country crooner slams In Touch Weekly after they publish a report that suggests the famous couple are heading toward a split

If you piss Blake Shelton off, prepare to get some naughty four-letter words thrown your way.

As any fan of the country crooner knows, Shelton is not one to hold is tongue when it comes to certain matters, and such was the case when the status of his marriage to Miranda Lambert was brought into question yet again by In Touch Weekly.

The tabloid reportedly published a story claiming The Voice coach and his songstress have been leading separate lives for months now, hinting that a split may be in their near future. "They're barely together," a source told the publication (via Radar Online). "Miranda is worried that if this keeps up, they'll continue to grow apart."

Well, when Blake caught wind of the report, he went to Twitter to give everyone his blunt thoughts on the matter in 140 characters or less.

"Maybe because the divorce rate is so high the tabloids have just decided to play the odds with me and Miranda. Morons..," he wrote, and then ended the tweet with one very memorable hashtag, "#eatadick" His other half didn't feel the need to share her response on the reports with followers on social media, but that's probably because her hubby pretty much covered it.

This is definitely not the first time Shelton and Lambert's marriage was in the center of divorce rumors, but they continuously shut down any ideas that there's trouble in their relationship.

"I think I've had like five sets of twins in the last two years, and we've been divorced four times, and one of us had a $100 million divorce," Lambert told Billboard magazine in May about the incessant split rumors surrounding her rock-solid union, adding that there's really nothing else they can do but laugh about it.

Or tell the tabloids off, of course.