Alex Martinez/BravoYes, Teresa Giudice is going to prison.
Yesterday, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star was sentenced to 15 months for fraud charges (her husband Joe Giudice will have to serve 41 months). While it is sad Teresa will have to spend more than a year apart from her family, we have full confidence that she'll be able to successfully complete her sentence.
Why's that? Here are a few reasons why we think Teresa will be able to stand her ground in the slammer.
When someone tries to get at her in the showers (Back off, bitch!).
When another inmate is hogging the phone to talk to their boyfriend and she keeps making uncomfortable sexy talk with him.
When a guard tells her to calm her Italian temper.
When a bitch tries to start something in the cafeteria and all she wants to do is enjoy her creamed corn.
When someone brings up her family in a negative light.
When a corrections officer scolds her and informs Teresa they'll have to start nailing the tables to the floors if she doesn't get ahold of her emotional reactions to other inmates.
When her cellmate asks Teresa to stop calling her "Honey."
When Teresa sees that bitch she can't stand in the bathroom.
When Teresa discovers her favorite pastime in the slammer.
When there's a yard fight and Teresa needs to get her friend's back.
When Teresa has no more f--ks to give and just can't anymore.
In conclusion:
Or not.
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