Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesNow this is one way to have some fun during a horrific flight experience.
Modern Family editor and director Ryan Case had a truly terrible travel experience Sunday and live tweeted the entire thing in a hilarious 67-tweet rant. Over the course of a few hours, Case chronicled her experience sitting near an apparently drunken plane passenger who, according to Case, was loud, obnoxious and had complete disregard for anyone around her.
"Sitting behind the worst person in the world," Case wrote yesterday. "She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made…She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever ‘SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS' & hasn't stopped talking since."
Oh, but that's just the beginning. Her live tweeting went on to perfectly portray the messy passenger's unbelievable behavior:
"I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover." - this girl
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014"I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered."
"She keeps saying ‘I know David Guetta' in a prideful way."
"I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial."
She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014"You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ."
"After saying 'MY ARAB FRIENDS' so many times she slurred 'is that SO racist?' then kept on saying it."
"It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him."
"She said 'I have a very racist view of all Middle East.' She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent."
Fantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014Now she's cackling and clapping at The Mysteries of Laura.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014She's taken control of her seat mate's TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014She's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014She just kissed his neck twice. Look out.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014Police are meeting the aircraft.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014Loud phone call. Surprising. pic.twitter.com/WzoK0ApyDy
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014The amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 20144 cops are with her now. ??
? Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014?@film114: We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.? Nop! She even got a nice escort pic.twitter.com/TjAG0ttzxn
? Alba Giselle Reyes (@AlbaGiselleReye) September 29, 2014