Why does Fergie feel the need to spell in all of her songs?
—Casey, Birmingham, Alabama
Are you rich?
—Maisie, Washington
In wisdom, child. In wisdom.
What's with all these celebrities and their "no eye contact" rules? How is that enforced?
—Abby, Los Angeles
Via interoffice memo. One company that recently hosted a visit from a pop princess circulated a decree instructing employees to stay away from the windows while the star was approaching the building.
Since agents basically have all the control over your career and the jobs you are offered, what happens when someone with a lot of potential gets an agent who sucks?
—Anna, Wilmington, North Carolina
You fire him. Don't you watch Entourage?
How do celebrities go through security lines at crowded airports? Do they stand at the baggage claim to get their suitcases?
—Lucy, Chicago
You don't need to go through security lines when you fly in a private plane. Right, Angelina?
Did Lindsay Lohan really compare herself to Princess Diana? I mean, come on, she can't be serious.
—Veronica, Roswell, New Mexico
Actually she told In Touch recently she wants to play Diana in a movie. Lohan said, "It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman."
Will Britney Spears just keep getting more retarded, or will she finally get some sense?
—Richerd, Richmond, Virginia
She will hire a new publicist, or someone else, to have the sense, so that she can continue developing her retardedness at her own pace.
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