Snooki's bun meatball in the oven is pretty much cooked!
The 26-year-old MTV reality star is awaiting the imminent arrival of her second child with her fiancé, Jionni LaValle. "Guess what, I'm still freaking pregnant. Omg! I can't deal with this anymore," Snooki informed fans via her Celebuzz blog Thursday. "I feel like I'm going to be pregnant forever. This time when I was pregnant with [my 13-month-old son] Lorenzo, I had already given birth so I'm already a step behind. I gave birth to Lorenzo two weeks and two days early! I feel like I am I going to be overdue."
As the end of her third trimester approaches, she's getting antsy. "I'm at that point where I can't move, I can't sleep, I'm waking up 20 times throughout the night, rolling out of bed, waddling to the bathroom and praying that my mucus plug falls out and my water breaks and I'm just ready to go at this point," said Snooki, who also hosts a podcast. "I don't care. I just wanna go. I'm literally doing everything I can."
Snooki then detailed how she's trying to induce labor.
"I'm moving into my new house everyday sweating, hanging stuff on the wall, being very active, but that's not working. I'm doing a lot of stuff to get this labor process started and I'm Googling it on the internet and half of that s--t doesn't work because I already tried it a hundred million times and it's not working. I tried galloping like a horse, because I heard it will work. I tried working out but that's not doing s--t for me. I tried walking but nope that's not happing," the fitness fanatic blogged. "I tried eating spicy food, now that's a lot for me because I hate spicy food. If I have a mild salsa, it hurts me. I don't like spicy, I can't do it. I ate a jalepeno pepper from my mother-in-law's garden and I threw-up and gagged and I was still pregnant and had the worst poops ever and it just made me more stressed."
Having sex with her man hasn't helped, either. "I tried doing the hibbity gibbity with Jionni and that kind of worked a little but I feel like it helped it a little bit so we're going to have to do that again," she said.
The former Jersey Shore star also revealed that being pregnant has affected her squatting. "I went to my gym and did the bunz and gunz class and that just gave me a sore ass and not in a good way," she wrote.