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Cat Deeley, Hello Kitty, Seal

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We are still trying to accept the fact that Hello Kitty is not a cat, because what the heck?

In case you missed it, University of Hawaii anthropologist Christine R. Yano, who has been studying the iconic character that made its debut in 1974, told the L.A. Times, "That's one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat."

Sanrio confirmed the bombshell by simply stating, "Hello Kitty is not a cat, she's a girl."

That clearly gave us trust issues, and we began to think about celebs whose names are very misleading, like Seal or Cat Deeley, for example. He's not actually a Seal. She's not actually a Cat. Who else is lying to the world?!

Let's take a look...

Seal

Seal

Don Arnold/WireImage

Cat Deeley

Emmy Twit Pics, Cat Deeley

Twitter

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg, SXSW

MANUEL NAUTA/Landov

Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls, Screengrab

E!

Blue Ivy

Beyonce, Jay Z, Blue Ivy, MTV VMA's 2014

MTV

Apple Martin

Kat Graham

Kat Graham

Vimeo

Sparrow Madden

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Stephen M. Dowell/Orlando Sentinel/MCT/Sipa USA

Deadmau5

Grammy, 20 Videos, Deadmau5

Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Birdie and Cricket Silverstein

Rainbow Aurora

Rainbow Aurora, Holly Madison, Instagram

Instagram

Raven Symone

Raven-Symone

Rochelle Brodin/Getty Images for NYLON