Last night's 2014 Emmys were jam-packed with Parks and Recreation stars absolutely killin' it. Amy Poehler was the world's funniest woman yet again. Chris Pratt maaay have been hired to French braid hair before the show (he wasn't, but we can dream). And Retta pulled off the mission she set out to accomplish: to get the buffoon seat-filler sitting next to her kicked out.
If you're somehow unaware of who Retta is, please see one of the world's favorite Parks and Rec moments below:
As you may (or may not) know, when celebs get up to leave their seats at the Emmys, they are replaced by an average Joe so the audience looks crowded and exciting on your television screen. Poor Retta got stuck next to the seat-filler from hell but made the best of the situation by live-tweeting it, just like a true Donna Meagle.
The evening started out innocently enough, with Retta sitting next to Hollywood funny guy Billy Eichner. Things seemed like they were heading in a positive (and hilarious) direction with the pair.
Well look at whoI'm sitting next to ?
Say hey to @billyeichner aka #BillyOnTheStreet aka Craig.
#Emmys pic.twitter.com/ZK2oEGqp9B
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 25, 2014
It looks like things took a turn for the worse when a seat-filler took Billy's seat and started getting a little too into the show and Retta's personal space.
Seat filler next to me is getting his jam on to the band?s version of Flashlight.
#SoHappyToBeOutElbowRubbing
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
And then this happened. We're not quite sure how to feel about it.
My seatmate?s on stage y?all.
#KillingItOnTheStreet
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
Then Mr. Seat-Filler just turned into a straight-up idiot.
This clown next to me tried to tell me I was in the wrong seat (HE IS) and now wants to take a pic with me.
#Ass
#ByeFelicia
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
He got way too inquisitive and up in Retta's business.
This fool just asked how?d I get on Parks and wants to know if he can get TV work from doing extra work.
#KillMe
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
Homeboy then had the audacity to ask the queen of social media to follow him on Instagram. Have you seen her on Parks and Recreation? She takes her online presence very seriously.
Now this clown ass just asked me 2 FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM.
#BitchPlease
I?m about to get his ass bounced.
#FuckinUpMuAwardShowVibe
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
Mission. Accomplished. We would've done the same, girl.
#MissionAccomplished
It was very white of me to sic security on him but I?m wearing white & sitting in the 2nd row.
#KeepItClassy
#Emmys
? Retta (@unfoRETTAble) August 26, 2014
Way to get s--t done.