Sarah Silverman is doing whatever the hell she wants at the 2014 Emmys, and we are lovin' it. Especially since it's livening up a rather dull and predictable broadcast. We need more stoned celebs up in this awards show!
Obviously, we don't know for sure if Sarah Silverman, 'scuse us, Emmy winner Sarah Silverman, was actually high, but let's look at the facts.
On the red carpet, when Giuliana Rancic went nosing around in Sarah's clutch, she found her Vape Pen. And in case you were confused as to what Sarah was putting in that vaporizer, she made sure to show off her "liquid pot."
How else do you survive two hours of "How does it feel to be nominated?" type questions?
Then, during her acceptance speech for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for her stand-up program We Are Miracles, Sarah pulled a Matthew McConaughey and got weird with her speech.
And that was after she had a little trouble getting out of her seat. And she was barefoot, which, of course she was. We would be, too.
After thanking the usual suspects, she gave a shout-out to her boyfriend Michael Sheen, who she called her "love" and "Mr. Fancy Pants Sheen." And then she wrapped up her speech with this little gem:
"And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now."
Well. She's not wrong.
Anna Kendrick said what everyone was thinking, basically:
Silverman is Barefoot and #HAF Live your life girl!? Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 26, 2014
By the way: "HAF" is cool kids speak for "high as f--k."