Nick Offerman (or maybe it's Ron Swanson, we can't really tell) has taken on the heavy task of delivering some "simply genius shower thoughts."
In the nearly minute-and-a-half clip, Offerman and all of his deadpan glory reads some of Reddit's shower thoughts, and while it certainly gives us the giggles (after all, a lot of these are hilarious), some of the "simply genius shower thoughts" are actually genius!
We don't know if it's the zen music in the background or the way Offerman's stare goes straight into our soul, but hearing some of the Parks and Recreation star's statements really made us take a moment to think about life.
Here are some examples of these mind-blowing gems:
If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other.
The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
If you're shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
If humans could fly, we would consider it exercise and never do it.
My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
People who were born in the year 2000 never have to remember what age they are.
Watch the clip to see Nick Offerman in all of his greatness below!