Football season is almost here! We're so excited we could break out in a dance that looks like our uncle got drunk at a family wedding and wanted to show the youngsters his cool, hip dance moves. And then he actually broke his hip.
Oh, wait. Peyton Manning is doing that dance for us. Thanks, P.M.!
Footage of the Denver Broncos quarterback and football-slinging robot superstar dancing to "Rocky Top Tennessee" while warming up for practice has blessedly gone viral, and as talented as he is in the pocket, he is equally as terrible as a dancer.
But when you're an University of Tennessee alum, we're pretty sure it's a requirement to bust a move when this song comes on. Oh, and Wes Welker is dancing, too. Just two white boys dancing to country music. That's all there is to see here:
Please don't pull anything, Peyton. We're drafting you to our fantasy team and we don't want you injuring your groin muscle because the rhythm just had to get you.