Not only does Chris Meloni have the "Best Ass in Primetime," but he also has an attention-grabbing crotch...well, at least to the dog.
The former Law & Order: SVU star shared a hilarious photo of the family pup staring at Meloni's junk (basically doing what a lot of us wish we could do without being creepy) on his Facebook page. He captioned the funny pic, "I will stare at your genitalia until u feed me.... #dogpsychology."
We're guessing Meloni got up and fed his furry friend, because there were no subsequent reports claiming he'd lost his member (because he would have. That dog's eyes are very intense).
Before flaunting his family jewels on social media, the actor was showing off his backside on Twitter.
The 53-year-old star of the new sitcom Surviving Jack was tweeting up a storm in earlier months as an attempt to rally viewers and opted to use his booty in an effort to entice all of his social media followers to tune in while coining the hashtag #BestButtInPrimetime.
"#BestButtInPrimetime...then & now. Watch #SurvivingJack tonite 930p/830c. #shamelessplug #ShirtlessOptional," he wrote with a picture collage of his best derrière snapshots, which only further proves a point many of us already knew—Elliot Stabler looks good from every angle.