OkCupidTalk about being picky!
We're all about the whole "don't settle for less than you deserve" idea when it comes to finding love, but this guy is taking it to a whole new level. For those who are unfamiliar with the online dating website OKCupid, users are given a section on their profile titled "Don't Message Me If..."
This is an opportunity to be funny, if you really want to get some positive attention, but it's mainly meant for singles to be clear about their deal-breakers and state what they don't want in a partner so nobody wastes any time. Well, this guy had a pretty lengthy list of things he can't stand. In fact, he listed 125 deal-breakers (we're not kidding).
"oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a 'don't message me if' section and...," a Tumblr user shared on her website, and posted a photo of all of his demands.
We're not going to get too in-depth on what he considers a dealbreaker, because we'd be here all night, but here are a few gems from his list—"Don't Message Me If":
•You like drawn mustache fingers
•You dye your hair light blonde
•You have an affiliation with any religion
•You wear massive headphones
•You don't wear a helmet
•You wear yoga clothes when not engaging in yoga
•You consider yourself a happy person
•You hunt, but don't consume your success
•You smell like the food that you eat
•You are a Zionist
•You don't realize that John Lennon was a "Bono level" douche
And so much more. Now, we don't like to jump to conclusions (or at least we try not to), but something tells us this guy has yet to find his perfect match.