We want to party with this girl.
So this girl got her wisdom teeth out and afterwards she was still hopped up on the anesthesia they gave her. And David After Dentist taught us everything we needed to know about what happens when people start talking while under the influence of dental drugs, so you know what's coming next. Well, you might not, because what actually happens next is a hilarious and sexually explicit rambling about how hard up she is for certain dudes.
God bless the smart phone, because she filmed it all. It was posted as a series of Vines that have since been removed, but the Internet has its way of making sure things are never truly deleted, and thus the video above has emerged. And this girl only wants to talk about one thing while she's drugged-up: penis.