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Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Out, Goes on Very NSFW Rant About Having Sex With Ryan Gosling

We want to party with this girl.

So this girl got her wisdom teeth out and afterwards she was still hopped up on the anesthesia they gave her. And David After Dentist taught us everything we needed to know about what happens when people start talking while under the influence of dental drugs, so you know what's coming next. Well, you might not, because what actually happens next is a hilarious and sexually explicit rambling about how hard up she is for certain dudes.

God bless the smart phone, because she filmed it all. It was posted as a series of Vines that have since been removed, but the Internet has its way of making sure things are never truly deleted, and thus the video above has emerged. And this girl only wants to talk about one thing while she's drugged-up: penis.

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First of all, she thinks her dentist is really hot. And then she moves on to Ryan Gosling, which is really only the next logical step when discussing very attractive men. But this girl has a seriously filthy mind, and thanks to the anesthesia, it doesn't have a filter anymore, much to the horror of her mother who spends the entire video trying to shut her up. Some choice phrases that pop out of this girl's mouth:

"I want white d--k. I want to f--k white d--k."
"Is this what marijuana feels like? Because I don't like it."
"Mommy? I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling." 

Get in line, girl.

We will wait patiently for volume two of this amazing video series. And if we find out it's fake we'll be so pissed, so don't even tell us if it does turn out to be a hoax.

PHOTOS: High times in Hollywood!

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