The United States men's team got knocked out of the World Cup last week, and we are just now getting over it. It's a bummer, because everyone all over the country was just so damn patriotic!
But with the final games upon us and the end of soccer/football/futbol action just around the corner, we just want to take this time to recap and honor the 24 most American things that happened during the 2014 World Cup:
1. First of all, just getting out of the Group of Death when no one thought we would was very American of us:
We're stubborn and probably won for pure spite and to prove doubters wrong. Suckers.
2. Captain Clint Dempsey scoring a goal with his crotch: