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A Drag Queen Named Mama Tits Schooled a Group of Anti-Gay Protesters on God and the Bible

We subscribe to the "if you don't like it, don't click it" approach to life. If you don't like reading about something, don't click stories about it on the Internet. If you don't like a certain TV show, don't turn to that channel. If you think all gays are going to burn in eternal hellfire and their celebration of pride is revoluting to you, DON'T GO TO A GAY PRIDE PARADE. 

Which is why we're constantly baffled every time we see a group of anti-gay protestors with their "GOD HATES F-GS" signs on the sidelines at a gay pride parade (where, it's worth pointing out, no one is bothering anyone). But these bigots got more then they bargained for in Seattle: They got the a crash course in Christian love by a drag queen named Mama Tits.

"Before I knew it, I was standing t-ts to nose with the leader guy on the megaphone," Mama Tits said. "I pushed his sign away from my face and hair, because you DO NOT TOUCH my hair. And, it was all I could do to NOT get violent, but I didn't because once that happens, we all lose." 

Instead, here's what she said:

Mama Tits, Drag Queen YouTube / Gena Apo
Mama Tits, Drag Queen YouTube / Gena Apo
Mama Tits, Drag Queen YouTube / Gena Apo
Mama Tits, Drag Queen YouTube / Gena Apo

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Here is her entire speech, transcribed:

...use the Bible to spew their hate, when actually, if they followed by all the teachings of this book that they use to hate, they themselves are sinners. They are wearing cotton-poly blend. That is an abomination. Did you kill your daughters if they had sex out of wedlock? Do you sleep with your wife if she happens to have that time of the month? You're not even allowed to share the bed with her. Should we stone you for that? Why don't you read your own book and actually follow the teachings to the letter of God, and learn to support and love.

You need to drop the hate. You are a sad, sad, excuse for a human being. Once you learn to drop the hate, you too can find happiness, because we will welcome you in open arms if you learn to open your mind. Not today, Satan. Not today.

"I wanted [the crowd] to make so much joyful noise to drown out the hate…and, boy did they ever!" Mama says. "The crowd made the walls rattle down on 4th and Pine!...It is always interesting how religious whack jobs misinterpret EVERYTHING in the Bible and bend it to their will to create HATE, when all they are doing is showing their ignorance."

What you don't see in the video is the protestors being escorted away. But you might not have noticed anyway, since Mama Tits was the true star here. We don't usually do this, but we're making an exception here: YAAAAAS, MAMA TITS! PREACH!

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