We bet when you woke up today you thought there was no such thing as a food product that is essentially a mozzarella stick made out of Doritos.
Well, you were dead wrong, because there is such a thing. Thanks to 7-Eleven, people can put something called "Doritos Loaded" into their bodies.
There have been rumors about these cheese-stuffed Doritos for a while, because 7-Eleven has been testing these monstrosities at certain locations. Well, starting today, you can get them everywhere.
As you can see, the Doritos Loaded is a triangle-shaped piece of cheese that has been breaded with Doritos and, assumedly, deep-fried. For just $1.99, you can get a box of four, which will add 350 calories to your day.
"Doritos Loaded is a never-been-done-before, bold experience with a crunch and, particularly when paired with the intense flavor of Mountain Dew Solar Flare, creates the kind of snack I think our guests will love," Nancy Smith, 7-Eleven senior vice president said in a statement. "Today, we are bringing these exclusive products to the rest of the country."
Oh, did we mention that there's also a drink called Mountain Dew Solar Flare? Yeah, that's a thing. Together, these two food items can probably take down the human race.
People have flocked to 7-Eleven to try out the cheesy treats, and the reviews are a mix between "This is what heaven tastes like" and "I'm probably going to die in 30 seconds."
#DoritosLoaded Verdict: Very tasty. Tangy cheese whizz center, not mozzarella stringy. Deep-fried exterior is perfect? Christina Warren (@film_girl) July 2, 2014
So, would you guys try this? And if you survive, let us know how it is.