Single people of the world, do not try this at home!
In this week's episode of The Bachelorette, we see what happens when a man is so supremely smitten with a girl, he decides to show her—in a ridiculous and totally inappropriate way!
Check out the exclusive sneak peek video above!
Yes, that would be Nick V., who decides to take matters into his own hands and pay a late-night surprise visit to bachelorette Andi's hotel room in the hopes of getting some alone time.
Problem is, Nick doesn't know what room Andi is in. Nor does he have access to that room. And so…
Stage Five Stalker Alarm!
Nick V. goes to the front desk of the hotel and lies, saying he lost his hotel room key and the room is under the name of his "wife," Andi Dorfman. It works. He gets a key. And he goes right to Andi's door.
Now, a couple things. Not only are we seriously concerned about this hotel's security policy (Did the camera crew give them a false sense of confidence? Do serial killers not travel with them?), but we are also seriously concerned about Nick V.'s chances of staying on this show five minutes past that door opening, to Andi's shocked face. She's in law enforcement, buddy. Chances are she takes stuff like security breaches pretttttty seriously.
Naturally, though, Nick is feeling confident. "This is a risk and a risk I think will pay off."
Next time, maybe just try calling? Or sending flowers? Or standing below her window blasting Peter Gabriel? Or boiling a rabbit?
Really. Anything would be less creepy.
The Bachelorette airs Monday on ABC! Only one episode left before the hometown dates.