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It's a nice, cool, early summer evening. How about we open the window to get a nice breeze going in the- OH DEAR LORD THAT'S AN OWL. THERE IS IN AN OWL IN THE HOUSE HE FLEW IN THROUGH THE WINDOW. GET THE SWIFFER.

Phew, now that that's been taken care of, how about we open the door and- OH GOD THAT'S A SNAKE RIDING A DEER AND IT'S IN MY HOUSE. GET THE MOP.