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17 Mug Shots Hotter Than Hot Convict Jeremy Meeks' (Because Apparently It's #FelonCrushFriday)

Jeremy Meeks Mug Shot Mugshot Stockton Police Department

LAAAAAAAAADIES, this face is your new fantasy. This is the ward of the state that gets you all hot and bothered. This is the convicted felon whose biggest crime is being just too damn hot. This is inmate number 696969. This is your #FelonCrushFriday.

Because apparently #FCF is something we're doing now? We're going to ignore the fact that these guys are charged with being NOT LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS (and hashtag or not, not all are charged with felonies) and try to pencil ourselves in for the next conjugal video? Seriously? No judgment, we guess. Just making sure we're all on the same page...In that case, here are 17 mug shots (courtesy of your new favorite website, Hot & Busted) that are at least equally hot, if not hotter, than Jeremy Meeks.

1. Because it seems like you're into tattoos...

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff's Office, Florida

2. If you want a Southern boy. Like, really Southern. Looking at him, we're guessing like Confederacy South. So, basically, if you want a guy who gets drunk and shouts "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN."

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Ada County Sheriff's Office, Idaho

3. This not-so-innocent baby face.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Broward Sheriff's Office

4. This guy.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Ada County Sheriff's Office, Idaho

5. And these dreads you just want to run your hands through.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Seminole County Sheriff’s Office, Florida

6. These cheekbones.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

7. And these cheekbones.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Pinellas County, FL Police Department

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8. This guy who was arrested at a prison where apparently they let you take your mug shot without a shirt on?

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Boone County Sheriff’s Office, Missouri

9. This nip slip.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

10. This guy who kind of looks like Tom Hardy, don't you think?

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

11. We love a man with a beard.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Broward County Sheriff’s Office, Florida

12. This Abercrombie & Fitch model.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

13. This guy who is hot, but also looks dirty. You would like to bathe him.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

14. This daddy.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot

15. And this daddy.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff's Office

16. Chase Crawford

Chace Crawford, Mug shot Plano Police Department

17. And this sensitive soul.

Cute Guy, Mug Shot, Mugshot Warren County Sheriff’s Office, Kentucky

Dry your eyes, beautiful. Nobody cares when you take such a beautiful picture.

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