LAAAAAAAAADIES, this face is your new fantasy. This is the ward of the state that gets you all hot and bothered. This is the convicted felon whose biggest crime is being just too damn hot. This is inmate number 696969. This is your #FelonCrushFriday.
Because apparently #FCF is something we're doing now? We're going to ignore the fact that these guys are charged with being NOT LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS (and hashtag or not, not all are charged with felonies) and try to pencil ourselves in for the next conjugal video? Seriously? No judgment, we guess. Just making sure we're all on the same page...In that case, here are 17 mug shots (courtesy of your new favorite website, Hot & Busted) that are at least equally hot, if not hotter, than Jeremy Meeks.
1. Because it seems like you're into tattoos...
2. If you want a Southern boy. Like, really Southern. Looking at him, we're guessing like Confederacy South. So, basically, if you want a guy who gets drunk and shouts "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN."
3. This not-so-innocent baby face.
4. This guy.
5. And these dreads you just want to run your hands through.
6. These cheekbones.
7. And these cheekbones.
8. This guy who was arrested at a prison where apparently they let you take your mug shot without a shirt on?
9. This nip slip.
10. This guy who kind of looks like Tom Hardy, don't you think?
11. We love a man with a beard.
12. This Abercrombie & Fitch model.
13. This guy who is hot, but also looks dirty. You would like to bathe him.
14. This daddy.
15. And this daddy.
16. Chase Crawford
17. And this sensitive soul.
Dry your eyes, beautiful. Nobody cares when you take such a beautiful picture.