This is the Buzz Lightyear you know and love. He's an intergalactic space ranger who says things like "To infinity and beyond!" and "I come in peace!" We're not sure what movie this child was watching, but it definitely wasn't Toy Story and it definitely wasn't rated PG.
Kids say the darndest things, but they also can't spell. Which leads to hilarity like this:
The photo first surfaced on imgur and there isn't much backstory to it (who the original artist is, how old he or she is, what kind of sexual deviancy Woody is into), but now we all have the Toy Story-American Pie mash-up we never knew we needed. Also, it's Friday and this is just the kind of stupidity we need to make us smile.