Nicki Minaj's newest music video for "Pills N Potions," off her upcoming album The Pink Print, premiered last night and comes with most of the trappings of your standard Nicki Minaj music video. It's sexy. It's fun. There are a lot of outfit changes. There's a lot of weirdness:
A bunny smoking a cig? Braces instead of a grill? Bionic tears and a belting Benz? Why not?!
Oh, and BOOBS. Of course there are BOOBS! If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em! At the beginning of the video, you might think you're entering a boob-free zone. Nicki is acting all demure. Too demure.
1. But these boobs will not be denied.
2. One boob.
3. Two boob.
4. Red boob.
5. Blue boob.
6. Modest boobs.
7. And shy boobs.
8. Boobs that are reaching out to you.
9. And boobs while you eat a snack.
10. Sometimes you just think there's some casual, sensual stretching happening.
11. But no. It's about the boobs.
12. Here are the boobs.
All hail the boobs.