FacebookFrom the makers of fried White Castle, fried Pop Tarts, and the Waffle Dog (like a corn dog, but with waffles in place of the corned part) comes a new culinary creation that, if it doesn't stop your heart, will certainly try.
Introducing: the Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger.
It's the brainchild of San Diego's Chicken Charlie's, who will debut the monstrosity at the San Diego County Fair. It's two (2) glazed donuts, two (2) beef patties, and two (2) slices of cheese. And—because why not?—there's a triple cheeseburger version.
If I'm a little lethargic today, blame Chicken Charlie and his Krispy Kreme triple cheeseburger #sdfairfood pic.twitter.com/0CJN2B1gIq
? Michele Parente (@sdeditgirl) May 21, 2014Let's not mince words: Holy s--t! This looks disgustingly amazing. We thought long and hard on it (five seconds), and yes, we would eat this. Chicken Charlie's will also introduce a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe this year, which actually looks just disgusting. We would probably eat that too.
The Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger will be sold at the San Diego County Fair from June 7 to July 16, and—assuming everyone survives—then the Los Angeles County Fair from Aug. 29 to Sept. 28.